Will you make your teacher proud?
Find out if you make the grade or not.
Can you make it to grammar school?
Are you smarter than a 10-year-old in England?
We’re doing this by the honor system, okay?
We hope for your sake you can.
Back to school!
Would you have been a star student back in the 19th century?
Are you smarter than an 8th grader in 1912?
Are you mixing up your tos, toos and twos?
Can you get a score high enough to reach the stars?
Your calculator can’t help you now. You can use a pen and paper if you like. Off you go!