How many months have 28 days?
0
8
1
12
6
Depends on the year.
What’s greater than God and more evil than the devil. Rich people want it, poor people have it. And if you eat it, you’ll die?
Money
Poison
Nothing
Cake
What goes up but never ever comes down?
What gets wetter the more it dries?
Towel
Hair
Sweater
T-shirt
What starts with “e” and ends with “e” but only has one letter in it?
Eye
Envelope
Edge
Exchange
How can a girl go 25 days without sleep?
How do you make the number one disappear?
Add another one to it.
Add a 'g' to it.
Ask it to go away.
Erase it.
Buy it a flight ticket.
Blackmail it.
What word is spelled incorrectly in every single dictionary?
Assistance
Love
Boudoir
Incorrectly
Wrongly
Misspell
A cowboy rode into town on Friday. He stayed in town for three days and rode out on Friday. How is that possible?
He saw the wrong date on the calendar.
He slept through the rest of the week.
His hotel cheated him.
Someone told him it was a Friday.
His name was Friday.
His horse's name was Friday.
What will you actually find at the end of every rainbow?
The letter 'w'
Pot of gold
Cloud
Leprechaun
A young boy was rushed to the hospital emergency room, but the ER doctor saw the boy and refused to operate. “This boy is my son,” the doctor said. But the doctor wasn’t the boy’s father. How could this be?
I start out tall, but the longer I stand, the shorter I grow. What am I?
Shadow
Candle
Handwriting
Old person
How many seconds are there in a year? Hint: You don't need a calculator.
24
31622400
31536000
604800
12
31557600
Thanks to me, you can see straight through the wall. What am I?
Curtains
Window
X-ray glasses
Spectacles
Which weighs more, a pound of feathers or a pound of rocks?
Neither
The bricks
The feathers
I am an odd number. Take away one letter and I become even. What number am I?
I’m light as a feather, but not even the strongest person can hold me for more than 5 minutes. What am I?
Baby bird
Breath
Light
Feather
4 mothers, 2 grandmothers, and 4 daughters are buying movie tickets. What is the minimum number of tickets they should buy?
Imagine you’re in a room that’s filling up with water quickly. There are no windows or doors. How do you get out?
Stop imagining.
Drink the water.
Shout for help.
Hold your breath.
A girl fell off a 50-foot ladder but didn’t get hurt. How come?
She fell off the bottom rung.
She fell onto a mattress.
She was wearing protective gear.
She landed safely.
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