When you meet someone new, what do you say?
Hey, what’s up?
Hi, nice to meet you!
How do you do?
How’s it going?
Pleasure to meet you.
Hi, how are you?
Choose a synonym for "wise".
Intelligent
Insightful
Enlightened
Perspicacious
Politic
Sagely
How do you describe someone who is attractive?
Lovely
Hot
Cute
Bangin'
Foxy
Fine
What's your biggest grammar pet peeve?
“Literally” … used figuratively
Confusing your and you’re
Double negatives
Incorrect use of apostrophes
The misuse of their, there, and they’re
Comma splices
Which of these expressions do you like more?
Choose an antonym for “sad”.
Elated
Ecstatic
Happy
Delighted
Jubilant
Blithe
Which 90’s phrase needs to make a comeback?
How do you end your emails?
Sincerely,
Sent from my iPhone
Best,
Regards,
Take care,
Love,
Pick a word that sounds dirty, but isn’t.
Tit-tyrant
Jaculate
Fartlek
Shittah
Clatterfart
Sexagesm
Which fancy word would you use to describe yourself?
Pragmatic
Eclectic
Profound
Convivial
Unfeigned
Salacious
Which do you think is the best language to curse in?
Spanish
Chinese
Italian
Arabic
French
German
Which is your favorite idiom?
A penny for your thoughts
Are you kidding? I don’t say any of these!
Barking up the wrong tree
Let the cat out of the bag
Take something with a grain of salt
Quit cold turkey
Pick a slang word for "drunk".
Blitzed
Sh*t faced
Swacked
Wasted
Loaded
Hammered
Which word makes you cringe the hardest?
Pus
Chunk
Wet
Discharge
Expulsion
Lingerie
Which of these languages would you like to master the most?
Korean
Arabic
Swedish
None of these
Hindi
Chinese
43 Comments
Couldn’t be much more wrong – I’m 68 LOL!
You are 18!
Hey, teen dream, you’re totally hip. You’re up-to-the-minute updated on all the current slang, no matter what. Whether it’s new hashtags or abbreviations, you’re always on top of the slang and style
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I got 18, that’s my age minus 4
You are 31!
Content and well-adjusted, you’re exactly where you need to be — sure, your slang and word usage is a little dated, but that doesn’t bother you one bit. Established and educated, you still relish the good old days. Over time, you’ll become a total language master.
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Nah I’m 11
You are 18!
Hey, teen dream, you’re totally hip. You’re up-to-the-minute updated on all the current slang, no matter what. Whether it’s new hashtags or abbreviations, you’re always on top of the slang and style
You guessed 18 years I’m 83 years
if you can guess my actual age then you can pet my dog
I got 18, and it was close! I’m 15
I got 18. Yeah. I’m TOTALLY 18, and definitely not 11.
Same but I’m 12 😂
18. Close, 4 years off.
You are 31!
Content and well-adjusted, you’re exactly where you need to be — sure, your slang and word usage is a little dated, but that doesn’t bother you one bit. Established and educated, you still relish the good old days. Over time, you’ll become a total language master.
Not correct, but not far off.
I got 31, but I’m 13! That’s actually hilarious.
18 good job only off by 6 years
im 12 got 31 lol
You are 26!
No 😉✌🏻 older 😉
It gave me 18 but i am 14 sounds pretty accurate to me too!!!
me tooo
31 not so
26 no eight
Apparently they came closer to guessing my correct age than a lot of other people’s. I’m 65; they guessed 61.
Says I’m 18. That was almost 60 years ago and I wouldn’t go back for anything.
Love this answer!
I don’t believe in regrets….but, I might definitely do some things differently, if I were sent back.
I’m 12 and it thought I was 54!
Real but it thought I was 54 even though I’m 11 years old!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂
31 no 72
It’s says I’m 43 yet I’m 20
18 Wrong again try 63. 18 / 31 must be your favorite number.
Bro i’m 11 it said i’m 18
I got 18. I’m actually 10…🤣
I was thinking 18 two times. Are you kidding me? 31. I’m 9.
Same
It also guessed I was thirty-one. I suppose I need to feel flattered because I’m fifty-six!! 🤣😂
18! I’m actually 28 so 10 years off isn’t to bad I guess
it gave me 18. I’m 11!
It said I’m 18 but I’m 13 not too far off
same
Got 18 being 17, quite accurate for me.
I am actually 18 years old and i got 18 years old😊❤️
Are you kidding 31 I’m 8
You’re 5 years off
I’m actually 36
18. seriously? i am 9!
18.
Gave me a laugh. I’m nearer 80 than 18.
how old R U anyway?