How Well Do You Know the First Episode of “M*A*S*H”?

Trapper John and Hawkeye are playing what sport in the opening scene?

• Croquet

• Baseball

• Golf

Who utters the first word of this pilot episode of M*A*S*H?

• Frank

• Hawkeye

• Trapper

Which of these actors from the film did not make an appearance in the pilot?

• Timothy Brown

• John Schuck

• Gary Burghoff

How much money did Hawkeye and Trapper need to raise in order to pay the first installment of Ho-Jon's tuition?

• 2,000 dollars

• 1,000 dollars

• 5,000 dollars

Which nurse will the winner of the raffle go to Tokyo with?

• Lt. Dish

• Lt. Collins

• Lt. Ballis

Who wins the raffle, and a trip for two with a nurse to Tokyo?

• Ugly John

• Father Mulcahy

• Spearchucker

True or false: William Christopher makes an appearance in the pilot episode.

• True

• False

True or false: Klinger appears in the pilot episode.

• False

• True

What drinks are Trapper John and Hawkeye sipping out of martini glasses?

• Water

• Gin made from a still

• Vodka martini

What does it say on the screen when it displays the setting at the opening?

• Korea, 1950, a hundred years ago

• Korea, 1950, someplace we can't say

• Korea, 1950, a beautiful place now

What is the name of Hawkeye's love interest who only appears in this and one other episode?

• Lt. Dish

• Lt. Bird

• Lt. Doll

What classic American song is being sung in Japanese over the loudspeaker when Blake leaves?

• "Happy Days are Here Again"

• "Over the Rainbow"

• "This Land Is Your Land"

What do they do to Burns to get him out of the way of the party?

• Inject him with sedatives

• Spike his drink

• Bonk him over the head

What is Radar wearing on his head when he greets Brig. Gen. Charlie Hammond?

• A bedpan

• A sombrero

• A giant cowboy hat

This is the only episode to give a story credit to whom?

• "Based on a film by Robert Alman"

• "Based on a novel by Richard Hooker"

• "Based on a war by Kim Il-sung"