We’ll Tell You What % Attractive You Are by Your Response to These Texts

You receive a text from someone you met recently that just says "Hey, sup?" How do you respond?

• I do not respond at all

• "I do not understand what you mean by 'sup'"

• "New phone, who dis?"

• "Nothin, sup with you?"

You receive a text from a friend late at night that reads, "Are you still up?" How do you respond?

• "No, I'm sleeping"

• "Yes! Let's chat"

• "Why are you contacting me so late?!?!?!"

• I don't respond at all

You receive a text from a friend cancelling plans at the last minute. How do you respond?

• "That's so rude!"

• I don't respond at all

• "I understand, thanks for letting me know"

• "New phone, who dis?"

You get a text from a platonic friend asking you out on a date. How do you respond if you are not interested in him or her that way?

• Don't respond at all

• Politely explain you are not interested in dating them

• Rudely explain you do not want to date them

• Write back saying you think they have the wrong number

You get a text from an acquaintance asking you to help them move. How do you respond?

• "Sure, I'll help you move!"

• Do not respond at all

• "No, I will not help you move"

• Write back with the number of a moving company they can call

You get a text from a friend that has so many spelling and grammar errors that you are not sure what they are trying to say. How do you respond?

• Do not respond at all

• Write back a message with so many spelling and grammar errors that they can't understand you either

• Try your best to respond even though you don't fully understand them

• Ask them to repeat the message without all the errors

You get a text from a friend that was clearly meant for someone else. How do you respond?

• Rudely berate them for bothering you with a message meant for someone else

• Explain that they sent the text to the wrong person

• Pretend to be the person they think they are texting

• Do not respond at all

You friend added you to a group chat, but the conversation doesn't have anything to do with you. How do you respond?

• Try to make the group chat about you

• Do not respond to anything in the chat

• Leave the group chat

• Try and interact with everyone in the group anyway

You are waiting for a friend who is over 30 minutes late. They send you a text saying, "On my way!" How do you respond?

• Do not respond at all

• "I've already left!"

• *Middle finger emoji*

• "Ok, see you soon!"

You friend sends you a text with a picture of them lounging on a beach somewhere. How do you respond?

• Respond with a picture of you sitting on your couch

• "This ain't Instagram, lady"

• Do not respond at all

• "Wow, lucky you!"

Your friend just got a new puppy and keeps sending you pictures of it. How do you respond?

• "Your puppy is ugly"

• "OMG sooooo cute!!"

• Politely explain you don't want to see pictures of their new pet

• Do not respond at all

Your friend sent a mass text explaining to everyone a big life change they are going through. How do you respond?

• "I'm here for you"

• "New phone, who dis?"

• "This isn't email, lady"

• Don't respond at all

You got a text from a friend inviting you to a party that night but you had other plans. How do you respond?

• "Oh sorry, I'd love to but I have other plans"

• "Sure I might swing by" (then don't)

• "I don't want to do that"

• Don't respond at all

After not responding to a few of their texts, your friend sends you a text that reads, "How come you are ignoring my texts?"

• "New phone, who dis?"

• "I'm sorry, I've just been really busy"

• "I'm not ignoring you, stop being so sensitive"

• Don't respond at all

You get a text that says your bank account has been frozen and in order to access it you have to send them all of your personal info. How do you respond?

• Do not respond at all

• "Sure! Here is all my banking information"

• Report the phone number as a scam

• Send them completely fake banking information