π₯ Make the Best Burger You Can and We’ll Reveal How Gordon Ramsay Would Insult It 
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Ramsay says, "What you've done, you do seriously surprise me... as to how sh*t you are!"
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You are playing as a guest. Sign in to save your progress & unlock rewards!Over the years we've come to knowβand loveβGordon Ramsay for his short temper and expletive-ridden insults on cooking shows like Hell's Kitchen, MasterChef, and Kitchen Nightmares. While on air, the foul-mouthed celebrity chef comes up with some real zingers, typically to critique the food he's eating ("crap" is a favorite term) but sometimes to drive home his befuddlement at how inept some chefs and restaurateurs really are. It's awful when you are at the wrong end of his over-the-top outbursts, but the audience just love it.
How would you fare if you were a budding chef on one of his cooking shows? Can you survive one of his famous angry freak-outs? Will you be able to swallow your pride if his searing insults were directed at you? Pretend to make the most impressive, delicious burger you can, and let's see what the Chef thinks of it.
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You surprise me…
Ramsay says, “What you’ve done, you do seriously surprise me… as to how sh*t you are!”
7 / 4 / 26
Your gran could do better!
“My gran could do better!” Ramsay says. “And sheβs dead!” Guess it’s not time to quit that day job yet huh?
Anyone who says all Brits are reserved and polite are off their rocker.
You can tell Mr Ramsey where I’d like to shove my burger!
You surprise me…
ok thank you so much
this is sh*t
WHATT!!
Imaginary Gordon liked my highly basic, spicy burger. I think actual Gordon is a lot nicer than his TV persona.
Your gran could do better!
yes she can try a mom of 4 and caterers for over 10 yearsπ₯£
Ramsay says, “What you’ve done, you do seriously surprise me… as to how sh*t you are!”
It’s delicious!
Gordon spots your burger from afar and says, “What is that piece of sh*t over there?” Guess he isn’t too impressed.
Uhhππ»πHold upp
If this was real, I’d laugh my head off like a maniac right there.
Your gran could do better!
“My gran could do better!” Ramsay says. “And sheβs dead!” Guess it’s not time to quit that day job yet huh?
β¦itβs a keto burger! What else do you want! Iβm literally 12!
If he ever says this to meβ¦Iβd laugh. Because true. Both my grandmas have been dead for 30-35+ years. And neither of them taught me how to cook.
lol
It’s delicious!
Gordon not only approves of your cooking, he loves it! Great work, chef!
You surprise me…
Ramsay says, “What you’ve done, you do seriously surprise me… as to how sh*t you are!”
You surprise me…
Ramsay says, “What you’ve done, you do seriously surprise me… as to how sh*t you are!”
π ππ€£Excellent!ππ€£
It’s delicious!
Gordon not only approves of your cooking, he loves it! Great work, chef!
Orf,lol
Ramsay says, “What you’ve done, you do seriously surprise me… as to how sh*t you are!”
You got: What is that?
Gordon spots your burger from afar and says, βWhat is that piece of sh*t over there?β Guess he isnβt too impressed.
β¦ Well thatβs mean.
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I feel honoured to have received this result as well.π ππ€£
I still surprised him.ππ€£
lolπ€£π€£π€£
Your gran could do better!
“My gran could do better!” Ramsay says. “And sheβs dead!” Guess it’s not time to quit that day job yet huh?
Your gran could do better!
“My gran could do better!” Ramsay says. “And sheβs dead!” Guess it’s not time to quit that day job yet huh?
It’s delicious. Gordon not only approves of your cooking, he loves it.
i got “it surprise me “