You got: Lowkey!

Once upon a time, someone put pineapple on pizza and everyone lost their minds. Those were simpler times. Now we live in an era where people put sushi on pizza and call it "fusion." Where does it end? It doesn't. That's the point. We're here to push boundaries, break rules, and possibly several health codes.

Remember that time TikTok convinced everyone to put ice cream on their pizza? Or when people were eating frozen honey? Yeah, this is worse than that. But just like how your FYP somehow knows your deepest secrets, this quiz will reveal which Gen Z slang word perfectly encapsulates your chaotic energy. It's like having your birth chart read, but instead of planets, we're using pepperoni alternatives that should be illegal.

First, we need to talk about this absolutely unhinged thing you're about to do – create a pizza that would make even your local health inspector quit their job on the spot. This is a journey of self-discovery through questionable culinary choices. Because nothing says "who am I really?" quite like putting bubble tea pearls on a pizza, right?

The Science* Behind the Madness

*not actual science, but trust the process

Our team of highly qualified pizza scientists** spent countless hours analyzing the correlation between food crimes and personality types. They discovered that people who willingly put gummy worms on pizza have a distinctly different aura from those who choose squid ink as a sauce base. Who are we to question this wisdom?

**pizza scientists may or may not exist

What Your Pizza Says About You

Your pizza-building choices will determine which iconic Gen Z slang word represents your soul. Are you "No Cap" honest to the point where your friends have to apologize for you in advance? Maybe you're "Based" with opinions so wild they loop back around to making sense. Or perhaps you're "Slay" incarnate, turning every minor victory into a main character moment.

The Rules (Yes, There Are Rules to Chaos)

1. Be Honest: No one's judging your choices here. Well, maybe a little. But that's on brand for us.
2. Trust Your Gut: Even if your gut is screaming "WHY?" at your topping choices. Especially then.
3. Embrace the Chaos: If you're not slightly concerned about your choices, are you even doing it right?

Warning Signs This Quiz Is For You

• You've ever thought "but what if..." while looking at a perfectly normal food
• Your TikTok cooking experiments have made your roommate consider moving out
• You secretly believe pineapple on pizza isn't that controversial anymore (we need to go deeper)
• You've ever used the word "devious" to describe a snack
• Your Uber Eats driver is concerned about your choices

Potential Side Effects of This Quiz:

• Main character syndrome
• Sudden urge to record your reactions for TikTok
• The need to defend your pizza choices in the comments
• Emotional damage
• Getting roasted in the group chat
• Your Italian friends blocking you on all social media
• A strange sense of accomplishment

A Note From Our Legal Team

We are legally required to inform you that:

• This quiz may result in you being banned from Italy
• Gordon Ramsay might personally come to your house to yell at you
• Your actions here may be used against you in future job interviews
• The Pizza Police™️ are watching

Before You Begin...

This quiz might change how you see pizza. Will you ever be able to look at a normal pizza the same way again? Probably not. But that's growth.

Are you ready to discover which Gen Z slang word matches your chaos energy? Remember: there are no wrong answers (except there definitely are, and that's what makes it fun).

Let's traumatize some Italian ancestors.

PS: If anyone asks, we never met and this quiz doesn't exist. But also, make sure to share your results on every social platform you have.