😠 What Type of Complainer Are You?

You didn’t like the service at a restaurant. How do you respond?

• Leave a bad tip

• Wait until you leave the restaurant, then make fun of it and your server

• Ask to speak to the manager

• Make a snarky comment to the server

A person walking in front of you does not hold a door open for you. How do you respond?

• Rush ahead of them and then purposely not hold another door open for them

• Make fun of the person to someone else

• Do nothing at all

• Sarcastically say “thank you” to them

You were put on hold for a long time with a customer service agent. What do you do?

• Ask them to hold for you when they come back on the phone

• Ask for a refund or free stuff

• Yell at the person when they come back on the phone

• Call back another time

The movie you went to see was terrible. How do you respond?

• Ask for a refund

• Leave a negative review online

• Tell your friends not to watch it

• Never see a movie with that director again

You met someone on a dating app and they don’t look like their picture. How do you respond?

• Send funny text messages to your friend during the date

• Say nothing but try to end the date early

• Verbally berate the person for their misrepresentation

• Report the person to the dating site

The food delivery person has taken over an hour to get your food to you. How do you respond?

• Yell at the person when they arrive

• Call and complain

• Never use that delivery service again

• Leave a bad review

The item you ordered online is not as described. How do you respond?

• Make fun of the item to friends and/or family

• Lodge a complaint with the platform or seller

• Leave a negative review

• Ask for a refund

The dry cleaner shrank your clothes but will not admit to this. How do you respond?

• Make fun of the situation to friends and/or family

• Leave a negative review online

• Ask for a refund

• Make a big scene about it in the shop

Your friend borrowed something and didn’t give it back. How do you respond?

• Verbally berate them for being a bad friend

• Borrow something of theirs and don't give it back

• Take back your item "by any means necessary"

• Make fun of the person to your mutual friends

You made a reservation for something (car, table at a restaurant) but when you get there, you are told they don’t have it for you. How do you respond?

• Explain to customer service that "they don't know what a reservation is"

• Yell and scream until you get what you want

• Ask for a discount

• Leave a negative review online

Someone comes to your door selling a product you don’t want or need. How do you respond?

• Leave a negative review of the person's company and/or product online

• Throw them off your property

• Pretend to want to buy their product and then at the last minute say "psych!" and close the door

• Say nothing and just shut the door

Someone steps on your foot in a crowded area. How do you respond?

• Do nothing at all

• Step on their foot back

• Demand an apology

• Sarcastically ask the person if they have collision insurance

A person butts in line in front of you. How do you respond?

• Just butt in front of them right back

• Say "Someone is sure in a hurry" loud enough for them to hear

• Yell at the person for cutting in line

• Do nothing at all

Someone at a party accidentally spill their drink on you. How do you respond?

• Spill something on them in response

• Sarcastically say something like "Hold onto drinks much?"

• Do nothing at all

• Demand they pay for your dry cleaning

Someone accidentally spoils the end of a movie for you. How do you respond?

• Yell at them for being so inconsiderate

• Never see that person again ever

• Do nothing at all

• Sit them down and detail the ending to every book, movie, and TV show you know