Can You Survive a Zombie Apocalypse?

How old are you?

• Over 50

• 18 to 25

• 26 to 33

• 13 to 17

• 34 to 40

• 41 to 49

What do you do for a living?

• I work in retail or sales.

• I work in an office (all types).

• I'm in the military.

• I work in the healthcare/medical field (non-office based).

• I'm a skilled worker (mechanic, electrician, plumber, etc).

• I work in law enforcement, security, or am a firefighter.

How would you rate your physical condition?

• I'm not a health nut, but I'm in pretty good shape.

• I could use a little work.

• Ehh... I've kind of let myself go.

• Are you kidding? I exercise every day!

How about transportation…you know, getting from one place to another?

• I can drive both automatic and manual transmission vehicles.

• I can only drive an automatic transmission vehicle.

• I can ride a bike and any vehicle.

• I can walk quite fast

Which is the most vulnerable part of a zombie?

• Smack right in the head.

• Lower limbs. Without their legs, they can't walk.

• Their arms. Without their arms, they can't claw.

• Their eyes! They have the Medusa stare....

Have you ever used a firearm before?

• I have shot a real automatic weapon.

• Nope, I never touched one of these before.

• I have used a revolver at a range.

• Only in game arcade centres and computer games.

Do you have any vices or addictions? Don't worry...I won't tell anyone if you do!

• I'm a bit of a gambler, you could say.

• Something else not listed here.....ehhhh....

• I'm a smoker.

• Nope, not really.

How would you describe your knowledge of/level of experience with medicine/healthcare?

• Intermediate - I am employed or in training for a healthcare-related job at a paraprofessional level (eg, Paramedic, CNA, Medical Assistant, etc), and have had general medical training and/or training specific to my job, and/or on-the-job experience.

• Average - I don't work in a healthcare-related field, but I know some basics and have had at least one class on first aid, CPR, etc.

• Basic - I haven't had any kind of training, but I have learned some things from watching TV, reading, and life experience in general.

• Advanced - I am a medical professional or student in a medical profession (eg, MD/Surgeon, RN/LPN/CNP, Pharmacist, etc) and have had extensive training at a college level as well as clinical practice and/or on-the-job experience.

Have you had any training in combat and/or self-defense techniques?

• I practice Taiji.

• Yes, I know Brazilian Jiu-jitsu, Jiu-Jitsu or Wing Chun.

• No,I don't hurt a fly.

• Yes, but just a few moves to fend off weirdos.

Could you climb if you needed to?

• I have no fears of heights and I am well balanced.

• Oh yeah, I'm like a spider monkey!

• Yeah…if you're talking stairs or ladders.

• Are you kidding? I'm afraid of heights.

How's your tolerance for blood/gore, violence, and death?

• I'm fairly desensitized; I've seen a lot in my line of work.

• I can take it--I watch a lot of scary movies/play a lot of video games.

• I can't stand the sight of blood/gore.

• I usually just try not to look.

How good would you say you are in the kitchen?

• I usually let others cook for me, but I'm sure I could get by.

• Very good--I'm pretty confident in the kitchen, and I know how to cook more than a few things.

• Great--I have extensive experience with food preparation in an occupational setting (restaurant, institution, other food service, etc)

• Hmm, do ramen noodles and Easy Mac count?

• Great--I spend a lot of time cooking & preparing meals in a home setting for myself and/or family and friends.

Which is your favorite movie?

• Zombieland.

• 28 Days Later.

• Fast & Furious.

• The Sound Of Music.

Speaking of hiding... how good are you at that?

• I don't know, but if I was really in danger I'm sure I could think of a place to hide.

• Awesome! People usually just give up when I play hide and seek with them.

• Average, I suppose.

• It would be really hard for me to hide.

Now to the action. You turn on the radio and hear reports of rotting corpses that have been reanimated and are eating people in your vicinity. Choose your plan of action.

• Prepare for the invasion- Gather weapons, supplies, family, friends, organize a party to lookout for incoming hordes, accumulate food and fortify your position.

• Grab a machine gun - It's time to pump some zombies full of lead.

• Barricade your home until the outbreak subsides.

• Do nothing, it's just a ridiculous prank.

What is your primary weapon of choice?

• Automatic rifle with 30 rounds

• Golf club

• Sledge hammer

• 6 inch kitchen knife

• Revolver with 6 rounds

• Crow bar

• Long katana sword

You spot a stray zombie walking towards your hideout. What weapon will you kill the zombie with?

• Sledge hammer to the chest region

• Punch this zombie to the death with your fists

• Sharp knife to the head

• Gunshot to the head

Which vehicle will you choose?

• Truck- Provides space for supplies, weapons and survivors.

• Offroader- Good for negotiating difficult terrain

• Any old banger you can find- There's no time for a fancy car.

• Fast sports car- Good for evading hordes of pursuing zombies.

You've just obtained a fair amount of supplies from an abandoned store. On the way back to your base, you're stopped by a group of survivors, who demand that you give them everything you're carrying or they'll kill you. What do you do?

• Scream that there are zombies right behind them, and then make a run for it while they're distracted.

• Yell for help, hoping someone will come to your rescue.

• Tell them they can have the supplies as long as they leave you alone.

• Say that they can have the food, but then whip out your weapon to attack as soon as you set down your bag of supplies. You're not giving up your stuff without a fight!

You're in a basement looking for supplies. Suddenly, a couple of zombies start breaking in the door at the top of the stairs. You quickly scan the room for something to defend yourself with. You see a long metal pipe, some old chairs, an old hunting rifle and box of ammo, and a chainsaw and an old gas can. What do you do?

• Grab the gun and position yourself in the corner furthest from the stairs.

• Hide near the steps as best you can, planning to wait until they've all come down the steps and then make a run for it.

• Try to barricade the door with some of the chairs...hopefully it will buy you enough time to find a good hiding place or come up with another plan.

• Grab the chainsaw & gas can, fire it up, and get ready to dismember some zombies!

From the vantage point of your hiding spot, you see zombies surrounding an overturned car. You can hear someone screaming in terror from inside the car. There's no one else around, and you count a dozen zombies. What do you do?

• You try to create a distraction to direct the zombies away from the car… hopefully the person will be able to get away on their own.

• You grab whatever weapons you have and do whatever you can to save the person. You can't just sit there and watch them die!

• You use the opportunity to your advantage -- with the zombies distracted, you'll be able to sneak past and get to your destination much easier!

• You cover your ears and wait it out. Hopefully it'll be over soon.

You and your party spot a sign stating that there is a sanctuary providing food and shelter for survivors. What will you do?

• Walk away. Avoid the sanctuary.

• Proceed with caution and check out the sanctuary out from afar.

• Travel at top speed to the sanctuary to be accepted in.

• Attack the sanctuary and take it over for your party.

You arrived at the gates of the sanctuary. The conditions for entry arethat you and your party surrender all your food and arms. What will you do?

• Sounds reasonable. Give up our arms and food to look forward to some peaceful life at last!

• Stupid rules. Open fire to fight and take over the sanctuary.

• Crazy rules. Walk away.

• You sent a member to bury your heavy arms and some supplies in a nearby forest while surrendering the remainder of what you have left.

A member of your party is injured. You decided to set up a base to rest till he recovers. Where would you set up your base.

• A hunting store.

• Your home.

• Prison.

• Wal-Mart.

Despite your valiant efforts, your base has been overrun by zombies. You are fighting back but desperately struggling and have already lost most of your team. What do you do?

• Accept that you're screwed and surrender to the zombies.

• Fight to the death- You're not going down without a struggle.

• Unpin a fragmentation grenade and charge into the incoming horde of zombies, sacrificing your life to save your friends.

• Escape through the back exit with the remaining survivors and run for the hills.

You have successfully reached the hills. What will you do first?

• Search for survivors

• Hunt for any zombies nearby and kill them off

• Search for food

• Fortify your base using wood from the trees

A late night zombie attack killed your entire party but you managed to escape. Walking alone for days, you finally spot a group of perhaps a dozen survivors from a distance. What do you do?

• Discreetly observe them from a distance before deciding how to proceed.

• Start running toward them waving your arms and shouting hello.

• Ignore them and continue alone.

• Sneak up and kill them all. After all, they might have some useful supplies!