👄 Can We Guess Your Age by the Words You Use?

When you meet someone new, what do you say?

• Hi, how are you?

• How do you do?

• Hey, what’s up?

• How’s it going?

• Pleasure to meet you.

• Hi, nice to meet you!

Choose a synonym for "wise".

• Politic

• Enlightened

• Intelligent

• Perspicacious

• Sagely

• Insightful

How do you describe someone who is attractive?

• Lovely

• Fine

• Hot

• Bangin'

• Foxy

• Cute

What's your biggest grammar pet peeve?

• The misuse of their, there, and they’re

• Confusing your and you’re

• Double negatives

• “Literally” … used figuratively

• Comma splices

• Incorrect use of apostrophes

Choose an antonym for “sad”.

• Jubilant

• Happy

• Elated

• Ecstatic

• Blithe

• Delighted

Which 90’s phrase needs to make a comeback?

• “Don’t even go there.”

• “As if!”

• “You’re the bomb diggity.”

• “Then why don’t you marry it?”

• “Kewl beans.”

• “You go, girl!”

How do you end your emails?

• Sent from my iPhone

• Best,

• Love,

• Sincerely,

• Regards,

• Take care,

Pick a word that sounds dirty, but isn’t.

• Tit-tyrant

• Clatterfart

• Jaculate

• Fartlek

• Shittah

• Sexagesm

Which fancy word would you use to describe yourself?

• Profound

• Eclectic

• Pragmatic

• Unfeigned

• Salacious

• Convivial

Which do you think is the best language to curse in?

• Spanish

• French

• German

• Arabic

• Italian

• Chinese

Which is your favorite idiom?

• Take something with a grain of salt

• Are you kidding? I don’t say any of these!

• A penny for your thoughts

• Barking up the wrong tree

• Let the cat out of the bag

• Quit cold turkey

Pick a slang word for "drunk".

• Hammered

• Wasted

• Swacked

• Sh*t faced

• Blitzed

• Loaded

Which word makes you cringe the hardest?

• Wet

• Chunk

• Expulsion

• Pus

• Lingerie

• Discharge

Which of these languages would you like to master the most?

• Swedish

• None of these

• Hindi

• Arabic

• Korean

• Chinese