We don't want to alarm you but there's a chance your cat is plotting to kill you. This is not something you should take personal offence to, however, as the vast majority of cats are plotting against someone for something. Cats are a very mischievous and crafty species and their intelligence has been vastly underestimated by humans over the years. They are friends with our species but don't think for one second that in a pinch a cat wouldn't know how to take you down if it really needed to.
Cats have been studying us the entire time we've been fooled into thinking we've domesticated them. Cats are not domesticated, they have actually domesticated us and we are their servants.
To know for sure once and for all if your cat is plotting against you, take this quiz and we will let you know if you have cause for concern about your beloved pet.
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🐱 Is Your Cat Secretly Plotting Against You? Quiz Questions
When you wake up in the morning, where is your cat usually?
Asleep next to me
Roaming outdoor
Staring directly at me
Not in the same room as me
When your cat stares at you, what is their tail usually doing at the time?
Unsure
Waving
Straight in the air
Relaxed
How often does your cat decide to stay between you and your computer, preventing you from doing work?
Frequently
Never
Sometimes
Rarely
How often does your cat "knead" on your stomach or any other part of your body?
Rarely
Frequently
Never
Sometimes
After using the litter box, how often does your cat needlessly kick and scatter litter all around?
Frequently
Never
Rarely
Sometimes
How often does your cat knock things off tables for seemingly no reason whatsoever?
Frequently
Sometimes
Never
Rarely
Does your cat have any social media account?
Unsure
Yes, I set them up and manage them
Yes
No
What kind of affection does your cat prefer?
Back scratches
Belly rubs
None of these
Head pats
Does your cat enjoy sitting or laying on paper?
Yes
Unsure
No
Sometimes
What type of toys does your cat enjoy?
Dangling toys
Laser pointer
None of these
Bouncy balls
How often will your cat wake you up in the middle of the night?
Never
Rarely
Frequently
Sometimes
How often does your cat sprint inside really fast for seemingly no reason?
Never
Rarely
Sometimes
Frequently
Does your cat ever bring you dead animals as a "gift"?
My cat doesn't go outside
No
Yes
Unsure
Pick one famous cat from the list below who reminds you of your cat.
Sylvester the Cat
The Cat in the Hat
None of these
Garfield
Hobbes
Grumpy Cat
Have you ever caught your cat hiding and watching you from a dark place?
Unsure
Yes
No
2 Comments
I got: No, your cat is not plotting against you
That’s a good thing. Fun fact, me and vienna are sisters. That means we have the same cat. That’s kinda scary.
I got a maybe. He may be plotting against me. To be honest, I’m kind of scared now!