Do you even know what it’s thinking?
You are playing as a guest. Sign in to save your progress & unlock rewards!We don't want to alarm you but there's a chance your cat is plotting to kill you. This is not something you should take personal offence to, however, as the vast majority of cats are plotting against someone for something. Cats are a very mischievous and crafty species and their intelligence has been vastly underestimated by humans over the years. They are friends with our species but don't think for one second that in a pinch a cat wouldn't know how to take you down if it really needed to.
Cats have been studying us the entire time we've been fooled into thinking we've domesticated them. Cats are not domesticated, they have actually domesticated us and we are their servants.
To know for sure once and for all if your cat is plotting against you, take this quiz and we will let you know if you have cause for concern about your beloved pet.
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10 Comments
Yes, your cat is plotting against you!
Beware! We are quite certain that your cat is busy plotting against you!
But my cat loves m… *distant screaming then sudden silence*
Yes, your cat is plotting against you!
Beware! We are quite certain that your cat is busy plotting against you!
He attacks me, so I guess I kinda knew.
No, your cat is not plotting against you.
We are quite certain that your cat is not plotting against you. Lucky you.
I know. Neither of them are.
My roommate’s cat listens to me more than to her. So much, that he’ll obey me, but not her. I’m his person.
My cat is too blind and skittish to be disobedient. She just cries, a lot, for food. But she’s old, so patience is not her virtue. lol
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Your cat has already taken over!
We believe your cat has already plotted against you, succeeded, and you are now its pet.
Lol my bestie took this: Yes, your cat is plotting against you!
Beware! We are quite certain that your cat is busy plotting against you!
I hate to laugh…but that result applies to my roommate too. lol
I got: No, your cat is not plotting against you
That’s a good thing. Fun fact, me and vienna are sisters. That means we have the same cat. That’s kinda scary.
Well…the quiz creators think the cat might be plotting against her. So, maybe it’s a good thing he’s not plotting against you.
He’s gotta like someone in the family. lol
I got a maybe. He may be plotting against me. To be honest, I’m kind of scared now!
Oh dear. He’s a kitten, you could take him. lol