How many months have 28 days?
6
Depends on the year.
1
8
0
12
What’s greater than God and more evil than the devil. Rich people want it, poor people have it. And if you eat it, you’ll die?
Poison
Money
Nothing
Cake
What goes up but never ever comes down?
What gets wetter the more it dries?
Towel
Hair
Sweater
T-shirt
What starts with “e” and ends with “e” but only has one letter in it?
Envelope
Edge
Exchange
Eye
How can a girl go 25 days without sleep?
How do you make the number one disappear?
Buy it a flight ticket.
Blackmail it.
Add another one to it.
Erase it.
Add a 'g' to it.
Ask it to go away.
What word is spelled incorrectly in every single dictionary?
Love
Misspell
Incorrectly
Wrongly
Assistance
Boudoir
A cowboy rode into town on Friday. He stayed in town for three days and rode out on Friday. How is that possible?
His horse's name was Friday.
Someone told him it was a Friday.
He slept through the rest of the week.
He saw the wrong date on the calendar.
His hotel cheated him.
His name was Friday.
What will you actually find at the end of every rainbow?
Cloud
Leprechaun
Pot of gold
The letter 'w'
A young boy was rushed to the hospital emergency room, but the ER doctor saw the boy and refused to operate. “This boy is my son,” the doctor said. But the doctor wasn’t the boy’s father. How could this be?
I start out tall, but the longer I stand, the shorter I grow. What am I?
Old person
Handwriting
Shadow
Candle
How many seconds are there in a year? Hint: You don't need a calculator.
31557600
24
12
31536000
604800
31622400
Thanks to me, you can see straight through the wall. What am I?
Curtains
Window
Spectacles
X-ray glasses
Which weighs more, a pound of feathers or a pound of rocks?
The bricks
Neither
The feathers
I am an odd number. Take away one letter and I become even. What number am I?
I’m light as a feather, but not even the strongest person can hold me for more than 5 minutes. What am I?
Breath
Feather
Baby bird
Light
4 mothers, 2 grandmothers, and 4 daughters are buying movie tickets. What is the minimum number of tickets they should buy?
Imagine you’re in a room that’s filling up with water quickly. There are no windows or doors. How do you get out?
Drink the water.
Shout for help.
Stop imagining.
Hold your breath.
A girl fell off a 50-foot ladder but didn’t get hurt. How come?
She fell off the bottom rung.
She was wearing protective gear.
She fell onto a mattress.
She landed safely.
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