How many months have 28 days?
12
1
Depends on the year.
8
0
6
What’s greater than God and more evil than the devil. Rich people want it, poor people have it. And if you eat it, you’ll die?
Cake
Poison
Money
Nothing
What goes up but never ever comes down?
What gets wetter the more it dries?
Sweater
Towel
T-shirt
Hair
What starts with “e” and ends with “e” but only has one letter in it?
Envelope
Eye
Exchange
Edge
How can a girl go 25 days without sleep?
How do you make the number one disappear?
Add a 'g' to it.
Buy it a flight ticket.
Erase it.
Blackmail it.
Ask it to go away.
Add another one to it.
What word is spelled incorrectly in every single dictionary?
Incorrectly
Wrongly
Boudoir
Love
Misspell
Assistance
A cowboy rode into town on Friday. He stayed in town for three days and rode out on Friday. How is that possible?
Someone told him it was a Friday.
He slept through the rest of the week.
He saw the wrong date on the calendar.
His name was Friday.
His horse's name was Friday.
His hotel cheated him.
What will you actually find at the end of every rainbow?
Cloud
The letter 'w'
Pot of gold
Leprechaun
A young boy was rushed to the hospital emergency room, but the ER doctor saw the boy and refused to operate. “This boy is my son,” the doctor said. But the doctor wasn’t the boy’s father. How could this be?
I start out tall, but the longer I stand, the shorter I grow. What am I?
Old person
Handwriting
Shadow
Candle
How many seconds are there in a year? Hint: You don't need a calculator.
31557600
24
31622400
31536000
12
604800
Thanks to me, you can see straight through the wall. What am I?
Spectacles
Curtains
Window
X-ray glasses
Which weighs more, a pound of feathers or a pound of rocks?
The feathers
Neither
The bricks
I am an odd number. Take away one letter and I become even. What number am I?
I’m light as a feather, but not even the strongest person can hold me for more than 5 minutes. What am I?
Baby bird
Feather
Breath
Light
4 mothers, 2 grandmothers, and 4 daughters are buying movie tickets. What is the minimum number of tickets they should buy?
Imagine you’re in a room that’s filling up with water quickly. There are no windows or doors. How do you get out?
Stop imagining.
Hold your breath.
Shout for help.
Drink the water.
A girl fell off a 50-foot ladder but didn’t get hurt. How come?
She was wearing protective gear.
She fell onto a mattress.
She landed safely.
She fell off the bottom rung.
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