👄 Can We Guess Your Age by the Words You Use?

When you meet someone new, what do you say?

• Hi, how are you?

• How do you do?

• How’s it going?

• Pleasure to meet you.

• Hi, nice to meet you!

• Hey, what’s up?

Choose a synonym for "wise".

• Intelligent

• Politic

• Sagely

• Enlightened

• Insightful

• Perspicacious

How do you describe someone who is attractive?

• Fine

• Hot

• Bangin'

• Lovely

• Foxy

• Cute

What's your biggest grammar pet peeve?

• The misuse of their, there, and they’re

• Comma splices

• Confusing your and you’re

• “Literally” … used figuratively

• Incorrect use of apostrophes

• Double negatives

Choose an antonym for “sad”.

• Delighted

• Happy

• Blithe

• Elated

• Ecstatic

• Jubilant

Which 90’s phrase needs to make a comeback?

• “Don’t even go there.”

• “Then why don’t you marry it?”

• “Kewl beans.”

• “You go, girl!”

• “As if!”

• “You’re the bomb diggity.”

How do you end your emails?

• Regards,

• Take care,

• Love,

• Sent from my iPhone

• Sincerely,

• Best,

Pick a word that sounds dirty, but isn’t.

• Tit-tyrant

• Clatterfart

• Fartlek

• Shittah

• Sexagesm

• Jaculate

Which fancy word would you use to describe yourself?

• Salacious

• Eclectic

• Unfeigned

• Pragmatic

• Profound

• Convivial

Which do you think is the best language to curse in?

• Chinese

• French

• Italian

• Arabic

• German

• Spanish

Which is your favorite idiom?

• Barking up the wrong tree

• Take something with a grain of salt

• Quit cold turkey

• Let the cat out of the bag

• Are you kidding? I don’t say any of these!

• A penny for your thoughts

Pick a slang word for "drunk".

• Blitzed

• Hammered

• Loaded

• Swacked

• Wasted

• Sh*t faced

Which word makes you cringe the hardest?

• Discharge

• Expulsion

• Chunk

• Lingerie

• Pus

• Wet

Which of these languages would you like to master the most?

• Arabic

• None of these

• Swedish

• Chinese

• Hindi

• Korean