Captain Wilton Parmenter has no idea he's inept as the commander of F Troop. In fact, he's proud to live up to his family's expectations as a great military leader. What did he do to earn his first medal, at the end of the Civil War?
Near F Troop is a peace-loving, profit-motivated Indian tribe led by Chief Wild Eagle. The small band received its name when it became lost while traveling west. What is the name of the tribe?
One of the members of F Troop is visited at different times by cousins who have an uncanny resemblance to him: the French-Canadian Lucky Pierre, the Russian Dmitri Agarnoff, and the Mexicans Pancho Agarnado and his sister Carmen Agarnado. There are also Granny and Uncle Gaylord. Which trooper is lucky enough to have such relatives visiting at various times?
F Troop has trouble with a lot of the facilities at the fort, but the most consistent problem consists of a poorly-firing cannon. What structure needs repaired virtually every time the cannon finally goes off?
To his embarrassment, handsome Capt. Parmenter catches the eye of the young woman in the village near his fort. Despite her practical attire of men's clothing, her natural femininity shines through. What is her name?
Sgt. O'Rourke, Corp. Agarn and the local Indian tribe near F Troop cooperate in a secret side business selling genuine Indian souvenirs to gullible people back east. What is the name of the company?
Another memorable private is Dobbs, who tries manfully to master the musical instrument he was issued by the army, without much success. What instrument does he try play?
Comments
⚠️ May contain spoilers