How many months have 28 days?
1
0
8
Depends on the year.
6
12
What’s greater than God and more evil than the devil. Rich people want it, poor people have it. And if you eat it, you’ll die?
Money
Nothing
Cake
Poison
What goes up but never ever comes down?
What gets wetter the more it dries?
Towel
Sweater
T-shirt
Hair
What starts with “e” and ends with “e” but only has one letter in it?
Eye
Envelope
Exchange
Edge
How can a girl go 25 days without sleep?
How do you make the number one disappear?
Add a 'g' to it.
Blackmail it.
Buy it a flight ticket.
Add another one to it.
Erase it.
Ask it to go away.
What word is spelled incorrectly in every single dictionary?
Misspell
Wrongly
Boudoir
Assistance
Incorrectly
Love
A cowboy rode into town on Friday. He stayed in town for three days and rode out on Friday. How is that possible?
Someone told him it was a Friday.
His hotel cheated him.
He slept through the rest of the week.
He saw the wrong date on the calendar.
His horse's name was Friday.
His name was Friday.
What will you actually find at the end of every rainbow?
Leprechaun
Pot of gold
Cloud
The letter 'w'
A young boy was rushed to the hospital emergency room, but the ER doctor saw the boy and refused to operate. “This boy is my son,” the doctor said. But the doctor wasn’t the boy’s father. How could this be?
I start out tall, but the longer I stand, the shorter I grow. What am I?
Old person
Candle
Shadow
Handwriting
How many seconds are there in a year? Hint: You don't need a calculator.
24
31557600
31622400
604800
31536000
12
Thanks to me, you can see straight through the wall. What am I?
X-ray glasses
Window
Curtains
Spectacles
Which weighs more, a pound of feathers or a pound of rocks?
The feathers
Neither
The bricks
I am an odd number. Take away one letter and I become even. What number am I?
I’m light as a feather, but not even the strongest person can hold me for more than 5 minutes. What am I?
Breath
Feather
Light
Baby bird
4 mothers, 2 grandmothers, and 4 daughters are buying movie tickets. What is the minimum number of tickets they should buy?
Imagine you’re in a room that’s filling up with water quickly. There are no windows or doors. How do you get out?
Hold your breath.
Stop imagining.
Shout for help.
Drink the water.
A girl fell off a 50-foot ladder but didn’t get hurt. How come?
She fell off the bottom rung.
She landed safely.
She was wearing protective gear.
She fell onto a mattress.
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