How many months have 28 days?
6
8
0
12
Depends on the year.
1
What’s greater than God and more evil than the devil. Rich people want it, poor people have it. And if you eat it, you’ll die?
Cake
Poison
Nothing
Money
What goes up but never ever comes down?
What gets wetter the more it dries?
Towel
T-shirt
Sweater
Hair
What starts with “e” and ends with “e” but only has one letter in it?
Edge
Envelope
Eye
Exchange
How can a girl go 25 days without sleep?
How do you make the number one disappear?
Add a 'g' to it.
Blackmail it.
Ask it to go away.
Erase it.
Add another one to it.
Buy it a flight ticket.
What word is spelled incorrectly in every single dictionary?
Assistance
Wrongly
Misspell
Love
Incorrectly
Boudoir
A cowboy rode into town on Friday. He stayed in town for three days and rode out on Friday. How is that possible?
He saw the wrong date on the calendar.
Someone told him it was a Friday.
His name was Friday.
His hotel cheated him.
His horse's name was Friday.
He slept through the rest of the week.
What will you actually find at the end of every rainbow?
The letter 'w'
Leprechaun
Cloud
Pot of gold
A young boy was rushed to the hospital emergency room, but the ER doctor saw the boy and refused to operate. “This boy is my son,” the doctor said. But the doctor wasn’t the boy’s father. How could this be?
I start out tall, but the longer I stand, the shorter I grow. What am I?
Old person
Handwriting
Candle
Shadow
How many seconds are there in a year? Hint: You don't need a calculator.
31557600
12
31536000
31622400
24
604800
Thanks to me, you can see straight through the wall. What am I?
Window
Curtains
X-ray glasses
Spectacles
Which weighs more, a pound of feathers or a pound of rocks?
The bricks
The feathers
Neither
I am an odd number. Take away one letter and I become even. What number am I?
I’m light as a feather, but not even the strongest person can hold me for more than 5 minutes. What am I?
Breath
Baby bird
Feather
Light
4 mothers, 2 grandmothers, and 4 daughters are buying movie tickets. What is the minimum number of tickets they should buy?
Imagine you’re in a room that’s filling up with water quickly. There are no windows or doors. How do you get out?
Drink the water.
Shout for help.
Hold your breath.
Stop imagining.
A girl fell off a 50-foot ladder but didn’t get hurt. How come?
She landed safely.
She fell off the bottom rung.
She fell onto a mattress.
She was wearing protective gear.
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