How many months have 28 days?
8
1
12
6
0
Depends on the year.
What’s greater than God and more evil than the devil. Rich people want it, poor people have it. And if you eat it, you’ll die?
Money
Nothing
Cake
Poison
What goes up but never ever comes down?
What gets wetter the more it dries?
T-shirt
Sweater
Towel
Hair
What starts with “e” and ends with “e” but only has one letter in it?
Eye
Envelope
Exchange
Edge
How can a girl go 25 days without sleep?
How do you make the number one disappear?
Add a 'g' to it.
Blackmail it.
Buy it a flight ticket.
Add another one to it.
Ask it to go away.
Erase it.
What word is spelled incorrectly in every single dictionary?
Incorrectly
Misspell
Love
Assistance
Boudoir
Wrongly
A cowboy rode into town on Friday. He stayed in town for three days and rode out on Friday. How is that possible?
He saw the wrong date on the calendar.
His hotel cheated him.
He slept through the rest of the week.
His horse's name was Friday.
Someone told him it was a Friday.
His name was Friday.
What will you actually find at the end of every rainbow?
The letter 'w'
Pot of gold
Leprechaun
Cloud
A young boy was rushed to the hospital emergency room, but the ER doctor saw the boy and refused to operate. “This boy is my son,” the doctor said. But the doctor wasn’t the boy’s father. How could this be?
I start out tall, but the longer I stand, the shorter I grow. What am I?
Handwriting
Old person
Shadow
Candle
How many seconds are there in a year? Hint: You don't need a calculator.
24
31622400
31536000
604800
31557600
12
Thanks to me, you can see straight through the wall. What am I?
X-ray glasses
Spectacles
Curtains
Window
Which weighs more, a pound of feathers or a pound of rocks?
The feathers
The bricks
Neither
I am an odd number. Take away one letter and I become even. What number am I?
I’m light as a feather, but not even the strongest person can hold me for more than 5 minutes. What am I?
Feather
Baby bird
Breath
Light
4 mothers, 2 grandmothers, and 4 daughters are buying movie tickets. What is the minimum number of tickets they should buy?
Imagine you’re in a room that’s filling up with water quickly. There are no windows or doors. How do you get out?
Stop imagining.
Shout for help.
Drink the water.
Hold your breath.
A girl fell off a 50-foot ladder but didn’t get hurt. How come?
She landed safely.
She was wearing protective gear.
She fell onto a mattress.
She fell off the bottom rung.
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