This might surprise you, but there is actually a stinky cheese out there that you share a personality with. Cheese, like people, comes in all different shapes and sizes. Some types of cheese have a bitter taste, while others are a little sweeter. Some cheese varieties are made from cow’s milk and others from the milk of different animals. Did you know that there is a type of cheese that is so smelly that it has been specifically banned from public transit in France?
In order for us to determine what type of smelly cheese you are, we need you to answer the questions contained within this quiz. Answer them as honestly as possible so the results are as accurate as can be. You might be surprised what smelly cheese has much in common with you. If you want to know what type of strong-smelling cheese you are, then go ahead and take this quiz.
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What Smelly Cheese Are You? Quiz Questions
Select your favorite color from the options below.
Blue
Brown
Pink
Yellow
In the last year, has anyone ever complained to you about how you smell?
Yes, once or twice
I'm not sure
No
Many times
Do you often take public transit?
Sometimes
No
Yes, very often
Rarely
Are you taller or shorter than others in your family?
I'm the tallest in my family
I'm average height for my family
I'm below average height for my family
I'm above average height for my family
Have you ever spent time in France, Quebec, or another French-speaking part of the world?
No
I'm not sure
French was spoken but it wasn't the main language
Yes
Are you able to speak French?
Oui, je parle un excellent français
Je ne parle pas du tout français mais j'ai compris cette phrase d'une manière ou d'une autre
No
Je parle assez français pour me débrouiller
Have you ever ridden a horse?
I've ridden horses before but not in a long time
No, never
Yes, often
I've ridden a horse once or twice in my life
Has anyone ever described you as "wise"?
No, never
Yes, often
It's happened once or twice
It's happened from time to time
Do you now or have you ever owned a large dog?
I've owned a smaller dog
No, never
Yes
I've owned an average to above average sized dog
Are you often upset about things that have happened in your past that you are bitter about?
Sometimes
Yes, often
Never
Rarely
Do you go for runs or jogs?
Rarely
Yes
Sometimes
Never
Select your favorite drink from the options below.
Raw cow's milk
Brandy
Herbal tea
Water
What sort of climate do you prefer to live in?
I prefer HOT climates
I prefer cold climates
I prefer seasonal climates
I prefer warmer climates
What do you believe the moon is made out of?
Gas and vapor
5/8-inch drywall
Cheese
Rocks and metal
Choose your favorite food from the options below.
Hamburger
Crackers
Toast
Wine
Where would you rather be at right now?
At the beach
Home
A bookstore or a library
A haunted building
Amidst nature
None of these
3 Comments
I got epoisses
You got: Munster!
Also known as Muenster cheese, this French cheese comes with a very pugnant odor. The kind of odor you would expect a large monster to give off.
Well, I mean… Remus Lupin is a werewolf…
You got: Epoisses!
You’re a rather stinky cheese named Epoisses. This was a favorite of Napoleon’s. It’s actually been banned from public transit in France.
Um what is that