This might surprise you, but there is actually a stinky cheese out there that you share a personality with. Cheese, like people, comes in all different shapes and sizes. Some types of cheese have a bitter taste, while others are a little sweeter. Some cheese varieties are made from cow’s milk and others from the milk of different animals. Did you know that there is a type of cheese that is so smelly that it has been specifically banned from public transit in France?
In order for us to determine what type of smelly cheese you are, we need you to answer the questions contained within this quiz. Answer them as honestly as possible so the results are as accurate as can be. You might be surprised what smelly cheese has much in common with you. If you want to know what type of strong-smelling cheese you are, then go ahead and take this quiz.
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What Smelly Cheese Are You? Quiz Questions
Select your favorite color from the options below.
Pink
Blue
Yellow
Brown
In the last year, has anyone ever complained to you about how you smell?
Yes, once or twice
No
I'm not sure
Many times
Do you often take public transit?
Rarely
Yes, very often
No
Sometimes
Are you taller or shorter than others in your family?
I'm below average height for my family
I'm average height for my family
I'm the tallest in my family
I'm above average height for my family
Have you ever spent time in France, Quebec, or another French-speaking part of the world?
French was spoken but it wasn't the main language
No
Yes
I'm not sure
Are you able to speak French?
Je ne parle pas du tout français mais j'ai compris cette phrase d'une manière ou d'une autre
Je parle assez français pour me débrouiller
No
Oui, je parle un excellent français
Have you ever ridden a horse?
I've ridden horses before but not in a long time
Yes, often
No, never
I've ridden a horse once or twice in my life
Has anyone ever described you as "wise"?
It's happened from time to time
No, never
Yes, often
It's happened once or twice
Do you now or have you ever owned a large dog?
Yes
I've owned a smaller dog
I've owned an average to above average sized dog
No, never
Are you often upset about things that have happened in your past that you are bitter about?
Yes, often
Never
Sometimes
Rarely
Do you go for runs or jogs?
Yes
Rarely
Never
Sometimes
Select your favorite drink from the options below.
Herbal tea
Raw cow's milk
Brandy
Water
What sort of climate do you prefer to live in?
I prefer HOT climates
I prefer seasonal climates
I prefer cold climates
I prefer warmer climates
What do you believe the moon is made out of?
Gas and vapor
Cheese
5/8-inch drywall
Rocks and metal
Choose your favorite food from the options below.
Wine
Toast
Hamburger
Crackers
Where would you rather be at right now?
A haunted building
Home
At the beach
None of these
Amidst nature
A bookstore or a library
3 Comments
I got epoisses
You got: Munster!
Also known as Muenster cheese, this French cheese comes with a very pugnant odor. The kind of odor you would expect a large monster to give off.
Well, I mean… Remus Lupin is a werewolf…
You got: Epoisses!
You’re a rather stinky cheese named Epoisses. This was a favorite of Napoleon’s. It’s actually been banned from public transit in France.
Um what is that