This might surprise you, but there is actually a stinky cheese out there that you share a personality with. Cheese, like people, comes in all different shapes and sizes. Some types of cheese have a bitter taste, while others are a little sweeter. Some cheese varieties are made from cow’s milk and others from the milk of different animals. Did you know that there is a type of cheese that is so smelly that it has been specifically banned from public transit in France?
In order for us to determine what type of smelly cheese you are, we need you to answer the questions contained within this quiz. Answer them as honestly as possible so the results are as accurate as can be. You might be surprised what smelly cheese has much in common with you. If you want to know what type of strong-smelling cheese you are, then go ahead and take this quiz.
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What Smelly Cheese Are You? Quiz Questions
Select your favorite color from the options below.
Yellow
Pink
Blue
Brown
In the last year, has anyone ever complained to you about how you smell?
Yes, once or twice
Many times
No
I'm not sure
Do you often take public transit?
Yes, very often
Sometimes
Rarely
No
Are you taller or shorter than others in your family?
I'm below average height for my family
I'm average height for my family
I'm above average height for my family
I'm the tallest in my family
Have you ever spent time in France, Quebec, or another French-speaking part of the world?
No
I'm not sure
French was spoken but it wasn't the main language
Yes
Are you able to speak French?
Je ne parle pas du tout français mais j'ai compris cette phrase d'une manière ou d'une autre
Oui, je parle un excellent français
Je parle assez français pour me débrouiller
No
Have you ever ridden a horse?
I've ridden a horse once or twice in my life
Yes, often
No, never
I've ridden horses before but not in a long time
Has anyone ever described you as "wise"?
It's happened from time to time
No, never
Yes, often
It's happened once or twice
Do you now or have you ever owned a large dog?
Yes
I've owned a smaller dog
I've owned an average to above average sized dog
No, never
Are you often upset about things that have happened in your past that you are bitter about?
Never
Sometimes
Yes, often
Rarely
Do you go for runs or jogs?
Never
Yes
Rarely
Sometimes
Select your favorite drink from the options below.
Raw cow's milk
Brandy
Herbal tea
Water
What sort of climate do you prefer to live in?
I prefer cold climates
I prefer seasonal climates
I prefer HOT climates
I prefer warmer climates
What do you believe the moon is made out of?
5/8-inch drywall
Rocks and metal
Gas and vapor
Cheese
Choose your favorite food from the options below.
Crackers
Hamburger
Toast
Wine
Where would you rather be at right now?
Amidst nature
A bookstore or a library
At the beach
A haunted building
Home
None of these
3 Comments
I got epoisses
You got: Munster!
Also known as Muenster cheese, this French cheese comes with a very pugnant odor. The kind of odor you would expect a large monster to give off.
Well, I mean… Remus Lupin is a werewolf…
You got: Epoisses!
You’re a rather stinky cheese named Epoisses. This was a favorite of Napoleon’s. It’s actually been banned from public transit in France.
Um what is that