Can You Survive a Zombie Apocalypse?

How old are you?

• 34 to 40

• 41 to 49

• 26 to 33

• Over 50

• 18 to 25

• 13 to 17

What do you do for a living?

• I work in retail or sales.

• I work in the healthcare/medical field (non-office based).

• I work in an office (all types).

• I'm in the military.

• I'm a skilled worker (mechanic, electrician, plumber, etc).

• I work in law enforcement, security, or am a firefighter.

How would you rate your physical condition?

• I'm not a health nut, but I'm in pretty good shape.

• Ehh... I've kind of let myself go.

• I could use a little work.

• Are you kidding? I exercise every day!

How about transportation…you know, getting from one place to another?

• I can ride a bike and any vehicle.

• I can walk quite fast

• I can only drive an automatic transmission vehicle.

• I can drive both automatic and manual transmission vehicles.

Which is the most vulnerable part of a zombie?

• Lower limbs. Without their legs, they can't walk.

• Their eyes! They have the Medusa stare....

• Smack right in the head.

• Their arms. Without their arms, they can't claw.

Have you ever used a firearm before?

• Only in game arcade centres and computer games.

• I have used a revolver at a range.

• I have shot a real automatic weapon.

• Nope, I never touched one of these before.

Do you have any vices or addictions? Don't worry...I won't tell anyone if you do!

• Nope, not really.

• I'm a bit of a gambler, you could say.

• I'm a smoker.

• Something else not listed here.....ehhhh....

How would you describe your knowledge of/level of experience with medicine/healthcare?

• Advanced - I am a medical professional or student in a medical profession (eg, MD/Surgeon, RN/LPN/CNP, Pharmacist, etc) and have had extensive training at a college level as well as clinical practice and/or on-the-job experience.

• Average - I don't work in a healthcare-related field, but I know some basics and have had at least one class on first aid, CPR, etc.

• Basic - I haven't had any kind of training, but I have learned some things from watching TV, reading, and life experience in general.

• Intermediate - I am employed or in training for a healthcare-related job at a paraprofessional level (eg, Paramedic, CNA, Medical Assistant, etc), and have had general medical training and/or training specific to my job, and/or on-the-job experience.

Have you had any training in combat and/or self-defense techniques?

• I practice Taiji.

• Yes, but just a few moves to fend off weirdos.

• Yes, I know Brazilian Jiu-jitsu, Jiu-Jitsu or Wing Chun.

• No,I don't hurt a fly.

Could you climb if you needed to?

• Oh yeah, I'm like a spider monkey!

• Yeah…if you're talking stairs or ladders.

• I have no fears of heights and I am well balanced.

• Are you kidding? I'm afraid of heights.

How's your tolerance for blood/gore, violence, and death?

• I'm fairly desensitized; I've seen a lot in my line of work.

• I can take it--I watch a lot of scary movies/play a lot of video games.

• I usually just try not to look.

• I can't stand the sight of blood/gore.

How good would you say you are in the kitchen?

• Great--I have extensive experience with food preparation in an occupational setting (restaurant, institution, other food service, etc)

• Hmm, do ramen noodles and Easy Mac count?

• I usually let others cook for me, but I'm sure I could get by.

• Great--I spend a lot of time cooking & preparing meals in a home setting for myself and/or family and friends.

• Very good--I'm pretty confident in the kitchen, and I know how to cook more than a few things.

Which is your favorite movie?

• Fast & Furious.

• The Sound Of Music.

• Zombieland.

• 28 Days Later.

Speaking of hiding... how good are you at that?

• It would be really hard for me to hide.

• Average, I suppose.

• I don't know, but if I was really in danger I'm sure I could think of a place to hide.

• Awesome! People usually just give up when I play hide and seek with them.

Now to the action. You turn on the radio and hear reports of rotting corpses that have been reanimated and are eating people in your vicinity. Choose your plan of action.

• Prepare for the invasion- Gather weapons, supplies, family, friends, organize a party to lookout for incoming hordes, accumulate food and fortify your position.

• Do nothing, it's just a ridiculous prank.

• Barricade your home until the outbreak subsides.

• Grab a machine gun - It's time to pump some zombies full of lead.

What is your primary weapon of choice?

• Long katana sword

• Automatic rifle with 30 rounds

• Crow bar

• Sledge hammer

• Revolver with 6 rounds

• Golf club

• 6 inch kitchen knife

You spot a stray zombie walking towards your hideout. What weapon will you kill the zombie with?

• Sledge hammer to the chest region

• Gunshot to the head

• Punch this zombie to the death with your fists

• Sharp knife to the head

Which vehicle will you choose?

• Fast sports car- Good for evading hordes of pursuing zombies.

• Any old banger you can find- There's no time for a fancy car.

• Truck- Provides space for supplies, weapons and survivors.

• Offroader- Good for negotiating difficult terrain

You've just obtained a fair amount of supplies from an abandoned store. On the way back to your base, you're stopped by a group of survivors, who demand that you give them everything you're carrying or they'll kill you. What do you do?

• Say that they can have the food, but then whip out your weapon to attack as soon as you set down your bag of supplies. You're not giving up your stuff without a fight!

• Tell them they can have the supplies as long as they leave you alone.

• Yell for help, hoping someone will come to your rescue.

• Scream that there are zombies right behind them, and then make a run for it while they're distracted.

You're in a basement looking for supplies. Suddenly, a couple of zombies start breaking in the door at the top of the stairs. You quickly scan the room for something to defend yourself with. You see a long metal pipe, some old chairs, an old hunting rifle and box of ammo, and a chainsaw and an old gas can. What do you do?

• Try to barricade the door with some of the chairs...hopefully it will buy you enough time to find a good hiding place or come up with another plan.

• Hide near the steps as best you can, planning to wait until they've all come down the steps and then make a run for it.

• Grab the chainsaw & gas can, fire it up, and get ready to dismember some zombies!

• Grab the gun and position yourself in the corner furthest from the stairs.

From the vantage point of your hiding spot, you see zombies surrounding an overturned car. You can hear someone screaming in terror from inside the car. There's no one else around, and you count a dozen zombies. What do you do?

• You grab whatever weapons you have and do whatever you can to save the person. You can't just sit there and watch them die!

• You use the opportunity to your advantage -- with the zombies distracted, you'll be able to sneak past and get to your destination much easier!

• You try to create a distraction to direct the zombies away from the car… hopefully the person will be able to get away on their own.

• You cover your ears and wait it out. Hopefully it'll be over soon.

You and your party spot a sign stating that there is a sanctuary providing food and shelter for survivors. What will you do?

• Travel at top speed to the sanctuary to be accepted in.

• Proceed with caution and check out the sanctuary out from afar.

• Attack the sanctuary and take it over for your party.

• Walk away. Avoid the sanctuary.

You arrived at the gates of the sanctuary. The conditions for entry arethat you and your party surrender all your food and arms. What will you do?

• Crazy rules. Walk away.

• Stupid rules. Open fire to fight and take over the sanctuary.

• You sent a member to bury your heavy arms and some supplies in a nearby forest while surrendering the remainder of what you have left.

• Sounds reasonable. Give up our arms and food to look forward to some peaceful life at last!

A member of your party is injured. You decided to set up a base to rest till he recovers. Where would you set up your base.

• A hunting store.

• Wal-Mart.

• Prison.

• Your home.

Despite your valiant efforts, your base has been overrun by zombies. You are fighting back but desperately struggling and have already lost most of your team. What do you do?

• Unpin a fragmentation grenade and charge into the incoming horde of zombies, sacrificing your life to save your friends.

• Fight to the death- You're not going down without a struggle.

• Accept that you're screwed and surrender to the zombies.

• Escape through the back exit with the remaining survivors and run for the hills.

You have successfully reached the hills. What will you do first?

• Search for food

• Search for survivors

• Fortify your base using wood from the trees

• Hunt for any zombies nearby and kill them off

A late night zombie attack killed your entire party but you managed to escape. Walking alone for days, you finally spot a group of perhaps a dozen survivors from a distance. What do you do?

• Start running toward them waving your arms and shouting hello.

• Sneak up and kill them all. After all, they might have some useful supplies!

• Discreetly observe them from a distance before deciding how to proceed.

• Ignore them and continue alone.