We don't want to alarm you but there's a chance your cat is plotting to kill you. This is not something you should take personal offence to, however, as the vast majority of cats are plotting against someone for something. Cats are a very mischievous and crafty species and their intelligence has been vastly underestimated by humans over the years. They are friends with our species but don't think for one second that in a pinch a cat wouldn't know how to take you down if it really needed to.
Cats have been studying us the entire time we've been fooled into thinking we've domesticated them. Cats are not domesticated, they have actually domesticated us and we are their servants.
To know for sure once and for all if your cat is plotting against you, take this quiz and we will let you know if you have cause for concern about your beloved pet.
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🐱 Is Your Cat Secretly Plotting Against You? Quiz Questions
When you wake up in the morning, where is your cat usually?
Staring directly at me
Roaming outdoor
Not in the same room as me
Asleep next to me
When your cat stares at you, what is their tail usually doing at the time?
Unsure
Waving
Straight in the air
Relaxed
How often does your cat decide to stay between you and your computer, preventing you from doing work?
Rarely
Never
Frequently
Sometimes
How often does your cat "knead" on your stomach or any other part of your body?
Frequently
Never
Sometimes
Rarely
After using the litter box, how often does your cat needlessly kick and scatter litter all around?
Frequently
Rarely
Never
Sometimes
How often does your cat knock things off tables for seemingly no reason whatsoever?
Sometimes
Rarely
Frequently
Never
Does your cat have any social media account?
Unsure
Yes
No
Yes, I set them up and manage them
What kind of affection does your cat prefer?
Belly rubs
None of these
Back scratches
Head pats
Does your cat enjoy sitting or laying on paper?
Unsure
Yes
No
Sometimes
What type of toys does your cat enjoy?
Bouncy balls
None of these
Dangling toys
Laser pointer
How often will your cat wake you up in the middle of the night?
Sometimes
Never
Frequently
Rarely
How often does your cat sprint inside really fast for seemingly no reason?
Sometimes
Frequently
Never
Rarely
Does your cat ever bring you dead animals as a "gift"?
My cat doesn't go outside
No
Yes
Unsure
Pick one famous cat from the list below who reminds you of your cat.
Garfield
Grumpy Cat
Hobbes
The Cat in the Hat
None of these
Sylvester the Cat
Have you ever caught your cat hiding and watching you from a dark place?
Unsure
No
Yes
2 Comments
I got: No, your cat is not plotting against you
That’s a good thing. Fun fact, me and vienna are sisters. That means we have the same cat. That’s kinda scary.
I got a maybe. He may be plotting against me. To be honest, I’m kind of scared now!