👄 Can We Guess Your Age by the Words You Use?

When you meet someone new, what do you say?

• How do you do?

• Pleasure to meet you.

• How’s it going?

• Hi, nice to meet you!

• Hi, how are you?

• Hey, what’s up?

Choose a synonym for "wise".

• Insightful

• Politic

• Sagely

• Enlightened

• Perspicacious

• Intelligent

How do you describe someone who is attractive?

• Bangin'

• Foxy

• Cute

• Hot

• Fine

• Lovely

What's your biggest grammar pet peeve?

• “Literally” … used figuratively

• Double negatives

• Comma splices

• The misuse of their, there, and they’re

• Confusing your and you’re

• Incorrect use of apostrophes

Choose an antonym for “sad”.

• Blithe

• Happy

• Jubilant

• Ecstatic

• Elated

• Delighted

Which 90’s phrase needs to make a comeback?

• “You go, girl!”

• “Kewl beans.”

• “Then why don’t you marry it?”

• “Don’t even go there.”

• “As if!”

• “You’re the bomb diggity.”

How do you end your emails?

• Sincerely,

• Take care,

• Best,

• Regards,

• Sent from my iPhone

• Love,

Pick a word that sounds dirty, but isn’t.

• Sexagesm

• Shittah

• Fartlek

• Clatterfart

• Jaculate

• Tit-tyrant

Which fancy word would you use to describe yourself?

• Eclectic

• Convivial

• Unfeigned

• Salacious

• Pragmatic

• Profound

Which do you think is the best language to curse in?

• Italian

• Arabic

• Spanish

• Chinese

• French

• German

Which is your favorite idiom?

• Let the cat out of the bag

• A penny for your thoughts

• Take something with a grain of salt

• Barking up the wrong tree

• Quit cold turkey

• Are you kidding? I don’t say any of these!

Pick a slang word for "drunk".

• Blitzed

• Wasted

• Swacked

• Loaded

• Hammered

• Sh*t faced

Which word makes you cringe the hardest?

• Lingerie

• Expulsion

• Wet

• Chunk

• Discharge

• Pus

Which of these languages would you like to master the most?

• None of these

• Hindi

• Arabic

• Swedish

• Korean

• Chinese