What Type of Smelly Cheese Are You? 🧀

Select your favorite color from the options below.

• Yellow

• Pink

• Brown

• Blue

In the last year, has anyone ever complained to you about how you smell?

• No

• I'm not sure

• Many times

• Yes, once or twice

Do you often take public transit?

• Yes, very often

• Sometimes

• Rarely

• No

Are you taller or shorter than others in your family?

• I'm above average height for my family

• I'm the tallest in my family

• I'm below average height for my family

• I'm average height for my family

Have you ever spent time in France, Quebec, or another French-speaking part of the world?

• I'm not sure

• No

• French was spoken but it wasn't the main language

• Yes

Are you able to speak French?

• Oui, je parle un excellent français

• Je ne parle pas du tout français mais j'ai compris cette phrase d'une manière ou d'une autre

• No

• Je parle assez français pour me débrouiller

Have you ever ridden a horse?

• I've ridden a horse once or twice in my life

• Yes, often

• I've ridden horses before but not in a long time

• No, never

Has anyone ever described you as "wise"?

• No, never

• It's happened once or twice

• Yes, often

• It's happened from time to time

Do you now or have you ever owned a large dog?

• Yes

• No, never

• I've owned an average to above average sized dog

• I've owned a smaller dog

Are you often upset about things that have happened in your past that you are bitter about?

• Rarely

• Sometimes

• Never

• Yes, often

Do you go for runs or jogs?

• Never

• Sometimes

• Rarely

• Yes

Select your favorite drink from the options below.

• Raw cow's milk

• Herbal tea

• Brandy

• Water

What sort of climate do you prefer to live in?

• I prefer cold climates

• I prefer HOT climates

• I prefer seasonal climates

• I prefer warmer climates

What do you believe the moon is made out of?

• Rocks and metal

• 5/8-inch drywall

• Gas and vapor

• Cheese

Choose your favorite food from the options below.

• Hamburger

• Wine

• Toast

• Crackers

Where would you rather be at right now?

• Amidst nature

• At the beach

• A bookstore or a library

• A haunted building

• None of these

• Home