This might surprise you, but there is actually a stinky cheese out there that you share a personality with. Cheese, like people, comes in all different shapes and sizes. Some types of cheese have a bitter taste, while others are a little sweeter. Some cheese varieties are made from cow’s milk and others from the milk of different animals. Did you know that there is a type of cheese that is so smelly that it has been specifically banned from public transit in France?
In order for us to determine what type of smelly cheese you are, we need you to answer the questions contained within this quiz. Answer them as honestly as possible so the results are as accurate as can be. You might be surprised what smelly cheese has much in common with you. If you want to know what type of strong-smelling cheese you are, then go ahead and take this quiz.
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What Smelly Cheese Are You? Quiz Questions
Select your favorite color from the options below.
Blue
Yellow
Brown
Pink
In the last year, has anyone ever complained to you about how you smell?
Many times
Yes, once or twice
I'm not sure
No
Do you often take public transit?
Rarely
No
Sometimes
Yes, very often
Are you taller or shorter than others in your family?
I'm above average height for my family
I'm the tallest in my family
I'm average height for my family
I'm below average height for my family
Have you ever spent time in France, Quebec, or another French-speaking part of the world?
Yes
No
I'm not sure
French was spoken but it wasn't the main language
Are you able to speak French?
Je ne parle pas du tout français mais j'ai compris cette phrase d'une manière ou d'une autre
Je parle assez français pour me débrouiller
No
Oui, je parle un excellent français
Have you ever ridden a horse?
No, never
I've ridden a horse once or twice in my life
Yes, often
I've ridden horses before but not in a long time
Has anyone ever described you as "wise"?
Yes, often
It's happened from time to time
No, never
It's happened once or twice
Do you now or have you ever owned a large dog?
I've owned an average to above average sized dog
I've owned a smaller dog
No, never
Yes
Are you often upset about things that have happened in your past that you are bitter about?
Never
Rarely
Yes, often
Sometimes
Do you go for runs or jogs?
Rarely
Never
Yes
Sometimes
Select your favorite drink from the options below.
Brandy
Raw cow's milk
Water
Herbal tea
What sort of climate do you prefer to live in?
I prefer cold climates
I prefer seasonal climates
I prefer warmer climates
I prefer HOT climates
What do you believe the moon is made out of?
Rocks and metal
5/8-inch drywall
Cheese
Gas and vapor
Choose your favorite food from the options below.
Crackers
Toast
Hamburger
Wine
Where would you rather be at right now?
A bookstore or a library
A haunted building
Home
Amidst nature
None of these
At the beach
3 Comments
I got epoisses
You got: Munster!
Also known as Muenster cheese, this French cheese comes with a very pugnant odor. The kind of odor you would expect a large monster to give off.
Well, I mean… Remus Lupin is a werewolf…
You got: Epoisses!
You’re a rather stinky cheese named Epoisses. This was a favorite of Napoleon’s. It’s actually been banned from public transit in France.
Um what is that