👄 Can We Guess Your Age by the Words You Use?

When you meet someone new, what do you say?

• Hey, what’s up?

• Hi, how are you?

• Pleasure to meet you.

• How do you do?

• Hi, nice to meet you!

• How’s it going?

Choose a synonym for "wise".

• Politic

• Intelligent

• Insightful

• Perspicacious

• Sagely

• Enlightened

How do you describe someone who is attractive?

• Foxy

• Hot

• Lovely

• Bangin'

• Fine

• Cute

What's your biggest grammar pet peeve?

• Incorrect use of apostrophes

• The misuse of their, there, and they’re

• Comma splices

• “Literally” … used figuratively

• Confusing your and you’re

• Double negatives

Choose an antonym for “sad”.

• Blithe

• Ecstatic

• Elated

• Delighted

• Jubilant

• Happy

Which 90’s phrase needs to make a comeback?

• “As if!”

• “Then why don’t you marry it?”

• “You go, girl!”

• “Kewl beans.”

• “Don’t even go there.”

• “You’re the bomb diggity.”

How do you end your emails?

• Love,

• Sincerely,

• Regards,

• Best,

• Take care,

• Sent from my iPhone

Pick a word that sounds dirty, but isn’t.

• Clatterfart

• Shittah

• Fartlek

• Sexagesm

• Tit-tyrant

• Jaculate

Which fancy word would you use to describe yourself?

• Pragmatic

• Eclectic

• Profound

• Convivial

• Salacious

• Unfeigned

Which do you think is the best language to curse in?

• Italian

• Chinese

• French

• German

• Arabic

• Spanish

Which is your favorite idiom?

• Let the cat out of the bag

• Take something with a grain of salt

• A penny for your thoughts

• Are you kidding? I don’t say any of these!

• Barking up the wrong tree

• Quit cold turkey

Pick a slang word for "drunk".

• Sh*t faced

• Loaded

• Hammered

• Blitzed

• Wasted

• Swacked

Which word makes you cringe the hardest?

• Pus

• Discharge

• Lingerie

• Expulsion

• Chunk

• Wet

Which of these languages would you like to master the most?

• Swedish

• Arabic

• Chinese

• None of these

• Korean

• Hindi