👄 Can We Guess Your Age by the Words You Use?

When you meet someone new, what do you say?

• How’s it going?

• Hey, what’s up?

• How do you do?

• Hi, how are you?

• Pleasure to meet you.

• Hi, nice to meet you!

Choose a synonym for "wise".

• Insightful

• Politic

• Enlightened

• Sagely

• Intelligent

• Perspicacious

How do you describe someone who is attractive?

• Hot

• Fine

• Cute

• Lovely

• Foxy

• Bangin'

What's your biggest grammar pet peeve?

• “Literally” … used figuratively

• Incorrect use of apostrophes

• Double negatives

• Comma splices

• The misuse of their, there, and they’re

• Confusing your and you’re

Choose an antonym for “sad”.

• Blithe

• Delighted

• Ecstatic

• Happy

• Elated

• Jubilant

Which 90’s phrase needs to make a comeback?

• “As if!”

• “Kewl beans.”

• “Then why don’t you marry it?”

• “Don’t even go there.”

• “You’re the bomb diggity.”

• “You go, girl!”

How do you end your emails?

• Best,

• Sent from my iPhone

• Love,

• Regards,

• Sincerely,

• Take care,

Pick a word that sounds dirty, but isn’t.

• Sexagesm

• Clatterfart

• Shittah

• Tit-tyrant

• Jaculate

• Fartlek

Which fancy word would you use to describe yourself?

• Profound

• Convivial

• Unfeigned

• Eclectic

• Salacious

• Pragmatic

Which do you think is the best language to curse in?

• Italian

• French

• Chinese

• Arabic

• Spanish

• German

Which is your favorite idiom?

• Take something with a grain of salt

• Are you kidding? I don’t say any of these!

• Let the cat out of the bag

• Quit cold turkey

• Barking up the wrong tree

• A penny for your thoughts

Pick a slang word for "drunk".

• Sh*t faced

• Blitzed

• Wasted

• Hammered

• Swacked

• Loaded

Which word makes you cringe the hardest?

• Discharge

• Chunk

• Wet

• Pus

• Lingerie

• Expulsion

Which of these languages would you like to master the most?

• Arabic

• Korean

• Chinese

• None of these

• Swedish

• Hindi