How many months have 28 days?
0
1
8
Depends on the year.
6
12
What’s greater than God and more evil than the devil. Rich people want it, poor people have it. And if you eat it, you’ll die?
Cake
Nothing
Poison
Money
What goes up but never ever comes down?
What gets wetter the more it dries?
Towel
T-shirt
Sweater
Hair
What starts with “e” and ends with “e” but only has one letter in it?
Exchange
Envelope
Edge
Eye
How can a girl go 25 days without sleep?
How do you make the number one disappear?
Blackmail it.
Add another one to it.
Erase it.
Add a 'g' to it.
Ask it to go away.
Buy it a flight ticket.
What word is spelled incorrectly in every single dictionary?
Incorrectly
Misspell
Assistance
Boudoir
Wrongly
Love
A cowboy rode into town on Friday. He stayed in town for three days and rode out on Friday. How is that possible?
He saw the wrong date on the calendar.
His horse's name was Friday.
His name was Friday.
He slept through the rest of the week.
Someone told him it was a Friday.
His hotel cheated him.
What will you actually find at the end of every rainbow?
Cloud
Pot of gold
Leprechaun
The letter 'w'
A young boy was rushed to the hospital emergency room, but the ER doctor saw the boy and refused to operate. “This boy is my son,” the doctor said. But the doctor wasn’t the boy’s father. How could this be?
I start out tall, but the longer I stand, the shorter I grow. What am I?
Candle
Handwriting
Old person
Shadow
How many seconds are there in a year? Hint: You don't need a calculator.
604800
24
31622400
31557600
12
31536000
Thanks to me, you can see straight through the wall. What am I?
X-ray glasses
Window
Spectacles
Curtains
Which weighs more, a pound of feathers or a pound of rocks?
Neither
The bricks
The feathers
I am an odd number. Take away one letter and I become even. What number am I?
I’m light as a feather, but not even the strongest person can hold me for more than 5 minutes. What am I?
Light
Baby bird
Breath
Feather
4 mothers, 2 grandmothers, and 4 daughters are buying movie tickets. What is the minimum number of tickets they should buy?
Imagine you’re in a room that’s filling up with water quickly. There are no windows or doors. How do you get out?
Drink the water.
Shout for help.
Stop imagining.
Hold your breath.
A girl fell off a 50-foot ladder but didn’t get hurt. How come?
She fell onto a mattress.
She fell off the bottom rung.
She landed safely.
She was wearing protective gear.
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