How many months have 28 days?
1
8
12
0
6
Depends on the year.
What’s greater than God and more evil than the devil. Rich people want it, poor people have it. And if you eat it, you’ll die?
Nothing
Money
Poison
Cake
What goes up but never ever comes down?
What gets wetter the more it dries?
Sweater
T-shirt
Towel
Hair
What starts with “e” and ends with “e” but only has one letter in it?
Edge
Envelope
Eye
Exchange
How can a girl go 25 days without sleep?
How do you make the number one disappear?
Blackmail it.
Add a 'g' to it.
Erase it.
Add another one to it.
Ask it to go away.
Buy it a flight ticket.
What word is spelled incorrectly in every single dictionary?
Wrongly
Incorrectly
Boudoir
Assistance
Love
Misspell
A cowboy rode into town on Friday. He stayed in town for three days and rode out on Friday. How is that possible?
His hotel cheated him.
Someone told him it was a Friday.
He slept through the rest of the week.
His horse's name was Friday.
His name was Friday.
He saw the wrong date on the calendar.
What will you actually find at the end of every rainbow?
Leprechaun
Pot of gold
The letter 'w'
Cloud
A young boy was rushed to the hospital emergency room, but the ER doctor saw the boy and refused to operate. “This boy is my son,” the doctor said. But the doctor wasn’t the boy’s father. How could this be?
I start out tall, but the longer I stand, the shorter I grow. What am I?
Candle
Old person
Handwriting
Shadow
How many seconds are there in a year? Hint: You don't need a calculator.
31536000
24
31557600
31622400
604800
12
Thanks to me, you can see straight through the wall. What am I?
Window
X-ray glasses
Spectacles
Curtains
Which weighs more, a pound of feathers or a pound of rocks?
The bricks
The feathers
Neither
I am an odd number. Take away one letter and I become even. What number am I?
I’m light as a feather, but not even the strongest person can hold me for more than 5 minutes. What am I?
Light
Feather
Breath
Baby bird
4 mothers, 2 grandmothers, and 4 daughters are buying movie tickets. What is the minimum number of tickets they should buy?
Imagine you’re in a room that’s filling up with water quickly. There are no windows or doors. How do you get out?
Hold your breath.
Drink the water.
Stop imagining.
Shout for help.
A girl fell off a 50-foot ladder but didn’t get hurt. How come?
She landed safely.
She fell off the bottom rung.
She fell onto a mattress.
She was wearing protective gear.
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