What % Funny Are You?

How often did you get in trouble at school for making jokes during class?

• Rarely

• Frequently

• Never

• Sometimes

Do you prefer to make fun of others or make fun of yourself?

• Both

• Neither

• Others

• Myself

Is it appropriate to tell a joke at a funeral?

• Depends on whose funeral it is

• No

• Unsure

• Yes

Would you be willing to be roasted by professional comedians?

• Yes

• Unsure

• No

• Depends on which comedians

Who do you believe is the funniest person of the options listed below?

• Amy Schumer

• Jerry Seinfeld

• Ellen DeGeneres

• Conan O'Brien

• None of these

• Carlos Mencia

Select a funny prank you are likely to play on a friend after they have fallen asleep.

• Put their hand in warm water when asleep

• Draw a moustache on their face

• None of these

• Blow an airhorn in their ear

Which is the funniest movie out of those listed below?

• Caddyshack

• Borat

• Superbad

• Dumb & Dumber

• None of these

• Anchorman

You fall down in front of a large group of people who begin to laugh at you. How do you respond?

• None of these

• Get mad at everyone

• Run away in shame

• Laugh at yourself

Do you ever tell jokes that you didn't come up with and pass them off as your own jokes?

• Frequently

• Sometimes

• Rarely

• Never

In your opinion, what is the purpose of telling a joke?

• Make people laugh

• Point out a satirical truth about our society

• To insult someone

• Unsure

How often do you wear t-shirts with a funny slogan or saying on them?

• Never

• Frequently

• Sometimes

• Rarely

SCENARIO: You've just thought of the funniest joke ever, where do you tell it?

• None of these

• To friends or family

• Comedy Club

• Social media

Are you able to do an impression of Christopher Walken?

• Who? Why am I being asked this?

• No

• Yes, can't everyone?

• Unsure

How often do you embellish stories to make them funnier?

• Frequently

• Rarely

• Never

• Sometimes

In your group of friends, are you considered the funny one?

• No

• Yes

• I don't know

• Maybe